January 2011
How to get laid.
aretheynotthesameafterthelies:
thisnigguhjordan:
Lay on bed.
Wait 2 hours.
I get laid every night ;)
Lay becomes past tense.
I am such a slutty qurl~
who’s gonna go get laid now?
yeah me.
2011
happy new year tumblr.
I’ve got to look back on this year. And I just want to cry. So many good things happened. So many bad things. But I just love that this year, I’m becoming me. I’m becoming a person, that loves being herself. And that’s all that life can ask for. Happiness.
You are the only exceptions.
I’ve loved this year. I’ve made so many friends....
If you are a wizard, reblog this and don't just...
stickyglitterglue:
11-10-09:
imapurpl3m0nster:
gothalohalo:
yer-a-witch-amy:
oliverwoodisabamf:
handy-quacks:
owchanapple:
iseestraightthru:
satellights:
betweenfreedomandlove:
imperio-:
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December 2010
reblog with a famous person's name, except switch...
fuckyeahparamorgasms:
smellawella:
imsureofthis:
girlsmakeboyscryand:
snakebiteheartwithbubblegumsmile:
-cobrastarfish:
patrickstumpisabamf:
llamasareawesomeasfuck:
revengepumpkin:
-citizencyanide:
fourinthemorning-:
brokenwings-:
poisonrevenge:
bloody-bolt:
ho-as-hell:
HARK MOPPUS
DIKE MIRNT
WERARD GAY
BOB BRYAR
hrian baner
Irank Fero
omg bwahahahah...
School Day (Paramore Edition)
fuckyeahparamorgasms:
Getting ready in the morning:
Arrive it style:
See the person you like:
They look at you:
Getting called on in class:
Lunch time:
Hear kids talking shit about you:
Teacher threatens to call home:
Time to go home:
Tumblin’ all night long:
First day to school after break
bleedintothesky:
humanity will sing harmony.: First day back to school after break
neverretreatneversurrender:
You see your best friend
You see the girl who thinks she’s your best friend
You see the girl you never got along with
You see the girl that chopped her hair off
Then you tell your best friend about them
You see the “popular girl”
Imagine if tumblr showed me how many hours I've...
holyfudgemuffins:
Awe me and my best friend stay up all night just...
OKAY EVERYBODY. We're making a census for...
That awkward moment when someone tells you you're...
and you’re all like
i just want a fucking toy.
Stare at the dot for 30 seconds and the orange...
absolutezerification:
